A Cautionary Tale

Should you be tempted to complain, upon dropping three eggs on the floor, that there is nothing worse than cleaning raw eggs off the floor, be warned: God’s sense of humor may reveal itself a mere half hour later when your toddler is forced to eat his lettuce and, after making the customary dramatic gagging noises and faces, decides to climax the show with self-induced upheaval of his entire dinner. 

Ahh, I thought of something worse than raw egg…

"Asher, what happened?"

"I burped."

Not quite... 

As a side note, I am enjoying some very clean floors tonight. 

xo